The Astro Weather Energy Matrix for today, Sunday February 16 and for the next few days inclines (but does not compel) all of us to confront how we feel about experiencing BLISS! Yes, you read correctly, BLISS! Many people are more comfortable complaining about BS than they are with experiencing BlisS! Some people get off on complaining and don't realize that it is not good for your mental or physical health.

I have delineated all 12 signs and how the February Full Moon will affect them, starting with the principle two players, Aquarius and Leo: IF YOU ARE AN AQUARIUS Full Moon's are traditionally a time to plant seeds but you're an Aquarius, aren't you, so you'll at least try to do the opposite, but how can your harvest anything during the "Snow Moon," though it's summer down under, of course? Aquarians are traditionally emotionally cool and when the Moon is in Leo that cool is

I'm using Amy Zerner's hilarious and fun-to-wear "WTF?" jewelry sculpture, also known as a necklace, to illustrate the Astro Weather Energy Matrix report today, because...well, if I have to explain to you why WTF is the symbol of our time, like Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Can, then I mean, really, WTF? I see astrologers twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain this time using all kinds of arcane techniques that I know and some I've never heard of. Some use imagina

The Astro Weather Energy Matrix today, Sunday, January 26th, inclines us all to feel things deeply and to take action based on those deep feelings - feeling deeply without taking action about it will leave us feeling anxious.

The Profound, Fundamental Structural Change astrologers have been expecting to take place with the planets Saturn and Pluto on the same degree of the zodiac sign Capricorn seems to be taking place, though it can be argued that change is the only constant in life and in fact is the clearest sign that life is present in a system. I've used this stunning fabric collage tapestry by Amy Zerner (it's sewn, it's real, not a photoshop collage!) to illustrate this post because it be

IF there's anything to astrology, the next few months should be a real patchwork quilt of draw-dropping events that are even more that way than they've been of late. Today's the day that Saturn and Pluto are EXACTLY conjunct, joined by Mercury and the Sun, all on the 23rd degree of the sign Capricorn.

WHO WANTS TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE CURRENT SATURN/PLUTO CONJUNCTION IN CAPRICORN THAT ACTUALLY RELATES TO YOUR LIFE NOW AND THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, AS DOES THE PREDICTIONS OF SO MANY PEOPLE LATELY?

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The New Moon Annular solar eclipse is happening on Thursday, December 26, 2019, on the fifth degree of Capricorn. Eclipses have a bad rap sheet but did you ever stop and think why that is? I think I know so take a moment out from waiting for Santa Clause or playing Santa Clause when and if you can. If you can’t, I’ll understand. We all, each one of us, have a different astrological birth chart and the position of the planets in the sky as they move through

We all have a birth chart, in fact, to astrologers your birth chart is like a hologram of the planetary energies that you breathed in when you took your first baby breath as an individual.

The Astro Weather Energy Matrix forecast is for mixed participation as people are quite confused as to what is going on with other people and are, therefore, holding back their participation.

Just in time for the Holidays!

Now that Neptune has FINALLY gone direct, there in only one more REtrograde planet passing through everyone's chart!!! Guess which one? URANUS!!!!!!!

READ THIS (there's a lot to read but I hope you think it's worth your time): If your reaction to reading the words, "READ THIS" was along the lines of, "NO! You read THIS!" mentally raising your middle finger to me, if you're in the USA, and making an equivalent I'm-not-your-servant mental hand-gesture appropriate to your location on planet Earth, congratulations! You're in this week's astro weather energy matrix flow!

As those of you who read my Astro Weather Reports regularly know or should know, every astrological aspect has a bell curve of meanings that said aspect could represent.

TODAY, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 8th, HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A TRULY AMAZING DAY!! I hope this is true for you and yours.

I can hear you saying it, "Make up your mind, Monte! You were just talking about a sense of humor!?" Well, we're all going to need a sense of humor to get through the next couple of days. Mars is EXACTLY Square to Pluto as I write this, a Watch Your Ass aspect (asspect?) if ever there was one.

Those of you who read my essays know that unlike the fear mongers who tell you to somehow avoid living your life during a Mercury REtrograde, I always advise that it's more about Be Aware than Beware. Communications are difficult at the best of times, appliances and vehicles and devices are always doing weird things, one should ALWAYS be careful about signing Contract and Agreements. I've also likened retrograde planets in a chart to horses running a race and then deciding

Since before May of 2018 I have been telling those who read my Astro Weather Report posts that the last time the planet Uranus, planet of eccentricity (it points its North Pole at the the Sun as it goes around the solar system), rebellion and how we deal with the unexpected, was in the sign of Taurus, sign of slow oxen plowing the fertile earth and we humans enjoying life's bounty at our leisure, the last time Uranus, which takes 84 years to go around the solar system on its

This photo is one I took of our late friend, the beautiful, wise and life-changing Louise Hay, showing off her Amy Zerner scarf with Amy Zerner's Aphrodite image from our GODDESS GUIDE ME oracle as interpreted by the artisans of Bali.

This week, starting NOW, is going to be a new definition of wild and crazy national and international events, at least according to the Astro Weather Energy Matrix as I see it. Tables will be turned with astounding regularity and the best thing for all of us to do is emulate wise people and "keep our own counsel." I realize that this is what I've been saying for a couple of weeks now but haven't I been correct? What's different now is that the fan has been revved up to warp