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***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!! Wanna Fight? edition
As I write this, the Moon has just stomped on (made a conjunction with) Mars, the planet named for the Roman god of War, and is rushing to do the same to Uranus, all of them in the astrological sign of Aries, named after Ares, the Greek god of war. So if you feel like fighting and you don't know why, or even if you do feel like fighting, you're in harmony with the astro energy matrix and you should watch yourself, even if you're just a keyboard warrior like most people, thank
Feb 1, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT*** Thirty Days Notice edition
No, I'm not quitting. In fact, I've been working harder than ever and I want to work even harder because I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more luck I have (Thomas Jefferson quote?)
Jan 31, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** Fifteen Years A Slave (to drugs) Edition
I do not blame the opioid drug addiction epidemic and the ever increasing number of overdose related deaths on the planet Neptune's transit (passage) through its home sign, Pisces, which started in April of 2011 and will continue until 2026. Yes, it's true, Neptune and the zodiacal sign of Pisces do "rule" (are closely associated with) escape to another world in all its forms, spanning the spectrum from the Christ Consciousness, the best of all possible worlds but requiring a
Jan 26, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!! Takin' It To The Streets! edition
Firstly, thank you all so much for your birthday wishes. I had a great birthday and your good wishes were one of the reasons I did.
Jan 24, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!! Fake News You Can Use edition
As a practicing psychic astrologer and tarot card reader, I am more than used to being accused of being "fake news," the oldest fake news, I guess, but I believe without a doubt that the info I share with y'all here each and every night is not fake or, if it is, it's not because I don't believe it is absolutely straight from my heart to yours true. I share with you the same info that informs and empowers my life.
Jan 19, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT*** The Journey of 1000 Miles Begins Beneath Your Feet edition
The Journey begins under your feet, not with the first step - that is the accurate translation from the Chinese. Every once in a while one has to be standing still and PLANNING, like the Two of Wands tarot card, exactly where the journey is going to take you, not stepping off in a direction (like The Fool tarot card) before you know precisely where you're going.
Jan 18, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!! This Is A Test, Or Is It? edition
Does Astrology really work? Well, I say let's find out. I'm not the first person to test astrology and I won't be the last. One of my favorite stories about someone or, in this case, a couple who started out to disprove astrology and wound up proving a few things about it, is the story of Michel and Francoise Gauquelin.
Jan 17, 2017
Hey, You! What's In Your Hand? by Monte Farber & Amy Zerner
The Art of Palmistry - it's fun, it's easy and it's all here at your fingertips - which you will be able to "read" as soon as you to start your study tonight!
Jan 16, 2017
****ASTRO WEATHER REPORT**** You Are What You Are Addicted To (and we're all addicted to somethi
“You are what you eat,” it’s a cliché and, like most clichés, it’s true. Also true is today’s Astro Weather Report entitled “You Are What...
Jan 15, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT*** If You Know Your Question, You Know Your Answer, edition
If I wanted to be au courant, I’d phrase this ancient saying as, “If You Know Your Question, Your Very Close To Knowing Your Answer,” but although I know this seeming illiteracy, spelling “you’re” as “your,” is a result of people being too lazy to go to the number/symbol screen on their mobile devices, or predictive text trying to work its AI dumbness into the lexicon, as a writer who tries to present his editor with a clean manuscript, it drives me crazy.
Jan 13, 2017
****ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!!! I See A Bad Ass Mother Of A Moon Rising!!!! edition
As if you need me to tell you, tonight's Full Moon is one of the most intense and craziest Full Moons since Moons were filled with the Sun's light. OK, maybe not the craziest but WOW!, it's INTENSE!
Jan 12, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT*** Bring You A Higher Love! edition
It's not that I write my columns for people who don't believe in astrology, it's their loss and their responsibility to educate themselves, I write them so that anyone who has a fair and open mind will derive some benefit from my words. This, however, is not the Higher Love I'm here to tell you about tonight.
Jan 11, 2017
HOW TO GO ON YOUR OWN SHAMANIC VISION QUEST
Man does not live by Astro Weather Reports, alone, at least not this man. I have more sides to me than a Dungeon & Dragons Dungeon Master's Throwing Die (Google it!) and one of them involves, or should I say, evolves, being a modern day shaman and that involved going on a vision quest. You can go on one, too, it doesn't cost anything and you don't have to leave your house. I'll explain.
Jan 10, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT*** MERCURY HAS GONE DIRECT!!! The Last Days Are The Hardest Days, edition
It's a safe betters choice, my friend, that The Grateful Dead were high when they wrote the line, "Oh, the first days are the hardest days" (only Dead Heads will appreciate the first part of that sentence!) I am here to tell you that it's the LAST days that are the hardest days, not the first.
Jan 9, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** You Can't Petition The Planets With Prayer! edition
If "There are no accidents," then why did I have one today? I'm fine, thank you. In true Aquarian fashion, I carefully drove all the way to Southampton Hospital as the snow did its business and the highway department did not, picked up someone who'd had recovered enough from the flu to realize that there really is no place like home, dropped her off with a food package I'd bought for her so she didn't have to venture out into white out world, and then proceeded to knock off i
Jan 8, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** What A Time We Live In! edition
My marriage to artistic genius Amy Zerner is what I'm most proud of and what I consider to be the most valuable achievement that blesses my life. She is the reason that I am who I am; I'm not Popeye, but her love makes me stronger than I thought possible. If you are not familiar with her artwork, you don't know some of the best art, fashion and jewelry that exists in this time we live in.
Jan 7, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER ALERT!!! When Honesty Fails, edition
I'm known in the astrological community for...actually, I'm not known in the astrological community because...Good Lord, this current...
Jan 6, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** Scarlet Ribbons edition
I woke up this morning with the song, "Scarlet Ribbons," wafting through my hearing as I made the transition to waking consciousness,...
Jan 5, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** And Now, Sport! edition
Those of you who've seen the films and TV shows of comedy troupe, Monty Python's Flying Circus will recognize the line, "And now, Sport,"...
Jan 4, 2017
***ASTRO WEATHER REPORT*** It's About Time edition
Astrology is about time, the various planets, the Sun and Moon, and their apparent motion through space relative to us here on our spinning planet Earth can be seen as a truly giant clock, their astro energy radiating out of all of them and intersecting everywhere, with all of us being tiny relatively fixed points that are absorbing this energy, adding it to the energies that are a lot closer and more apparent in our lives. So what? Good question!
Jan 3, 2017
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