We all have a birth chart, in fact, to astrologers your birth chart is like a hologram of the planetary energies that you breathed in when you took your first baby breath as an individual.

The Astro Weather Energy Matrix forecast is for mixed participation as people are quite confused as to what is going on with other people and are, therefore, holding back their participation.

Just in time for the Holidays!

Now that Neptune has FINALLY gone direct, there in only one more REtrograde planet passing through everyone's chart!!! Guess which one? URANUS!!!!!!!

READ THIS (there's a lot to read but I hope you think it's worth your time): If your reaction to reading the words, "READ THIS" was along the lines of, "NO! You read THIS!" mentally raising your middle finger to me, if you're in the USA, and making an equivalent I'm-not-your-servant mental hand-gesture appropriate to your location on planet Earth, congratulations! You're in this week's astro weather energy matrix flow!

As those of you who read my Astro Weather Reports regularly know or should know, every astrological aspect has a bell curve of meanings that said aspect could represent.

TODAY, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 8th, HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A TRULY AMAZING DAY!! I hope this is true for you and yours.

I can hear you saying it, "Make up your mind, Monte! You were just talking about a sense of humor!?" Well, we're all going to need a sense of humor to get through the next couple of days. Mars is EXACTLY Square to Pluto as I write this, a Watch Your Ass aspect (asspect?) if ever there was one.

Those of you who read my essays know that unlike the fear mongers who tell you to somehow avoid living your life during a Mercury REtrograde, I always advise that it's more about Be Aware than Beware. Communications are difficult at the best of times, appliances and vehicles and devices are always doing weird things, one should ALWAYS be careful about signing Contract and Agreements. I've also likened retrograde planets in a chart to horses running a race and then deciding

Since before May of 2018 I have been telling those who read my Astro Weather Report posts that the last time the planet Uranus, planet of eccentricity (it points its North Pole at the the Sun as it goes around the solar system), rebellion and how we deal with the unexpected, was in the sign of Taurus, sign of slow oxen plowing the fertile earth and we humans enjoying life's bounty at our leisure, the last time Uranus, which takes 84 years to go around the solar system on its

This photo is one I took of our late friend, the beautiful, wise and life-changing Louise Hay, showing off her Amy Zerner scarf with Amy Zerner's Aphrodite image from our GODDESS GUIDE ME oracle as interpreted by the artisans of Bali.

This week, starting NOW, is going to be a new definition of wild and crazy national and international events, at least according to the Astro Weather Energy Matrix as I see it. Tables will be turned with astounding regularity and the best thing for all of us to do is emulate wise people and "keep our own counsel." I realize that this is what I've been saying for a couple of weeks now but haven't I been correct? What's different now is that the fan has been revved up to warp

The current Astro Weather Energy Matrix is so complex, confusing and difficult to live through that even the stone Angels are doing face-palms. I will try to help you navigate through this difficult time. First of all, the message from the other day could not have been more accurate or more needed both then and this weekend: DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING. I know that telling you we are all strangers in a strange land is not easy to hear but it is the truth and the tr

I realize that this meme sounds like dangerously Pollyanna pie-in-the-sky hopelessly naive New Age author wishful thinking but...just like it says in financial prospectus and advertising they give out trying to get you to put your hard earned money into the gambling casino that is the financial markets, "Past performance is not a guarantee of future results.” Just because spikes in Oil prices and liquidity problems in the Repurchase (Repo) markets has the shady hapless Fede

Sun EXACTLY conjunct (on the same degree as) Mars, Purposeful Energy, and focused through the sign of Virgo, details, ANALysis, worry, and complaining. It is a very HUMAN couple OF days coming up. We're all going to be VERY aware of wild and crazy ideas, at least wild and crazy from our very own little POV. So if you never think about dying, you're going to think about it. If you never consider that other people are not cardboard cutouts and actually have feelings that yo

I know it's the weekend and here in the USA it's THE weekend, the weekend that ends summer in the resort towns like the one I live in. So there's 28 days before it's Fall in the Northern Hemisphere and Spring in the Southern Hemisphere. No matter where in the world you live, it's Super Stellium in Virgo time. Yesterday and today (Saturday) the Moon in Virgo makes FIVE planets in that sign of harvest, symbolized by a woman holding a sheaf of wheat.

A Stellium is when you have five or more planets in one sign. As I write this we have Mercury at 2 degrees Virgo, the Moon (the fast mover) on 4 degrees, Sun (a degree a day) at 7, Mars at 8 and Venus at 12!!!!! That's a lot of detail precision digestion analysis and, dare I say it, a bit of worry? But I say don't worry, be happy, because all five planets are trine (120 degrees, the good aspect) to Uranus in Taurus so sudden out of the blue good stuff is possible!!!! Amy

Today the astro weather energy matrix is off the charts in indicating a day of PICKY-ness, if there is a word like that.

As someone fortunate enough to have engineered my life to enable me to have the time to step outside the daily grind and think about things, I'm obligated to share what I realize with everyone whose interested in what I have to say. I realize that no one gives a shit about what anyone else has to say these days...wait, that's not precisely true.

Here is an astrology gift from me to help you plan some upcoming important dates! The best way to pick a day when the planets are best aligned for a specific purpose you have in mind is to have your chart done by a professional astrologer with years of practice under their belt and a great reputation. The second best way is to have an astrologer like me take a look at all the planetary alignments for the rest of 2019 - and here is what I consider to be the best days for h